Fri, 30th Nov '01, 3:55 pm::
Medical Breakthrough: I think I have the cure for every illness in the world! And you should consider yourself lucky since I am sharing it with you for free. The cure: Peel & cut & slide & dice 100 onions within 20 minutes! I just did that and my throated cleared up, my nasal cavity unclogged and after days of cold, I can finally smell things all of a sudden. Uh, that reminds me, I need to clean my room. It's stinking bad! LOL.