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Calm Down!
Every dating advice I hear ends with "just be yourself." What if my real self is a lazy slob who just sits around all day dreaming of hot chicks?
We already know that. That's why I keep yelling at you to stop hitting on my girlfriends. Accept it. You're not cool. Or funny. Or interesting.
Never! With my amazing super-awesome daydreaming powers, I shall forever be El Magnifico, the Impressor of the Saucy Ladies.
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096) Very Punny 095) During our trip to St. Augustine 094) Yes She Can! 093) It's better when it's complicated 092) Law of Unintended Consequences 091) Who's the boss? 090) Stage of Life - Act II 089) The Law of Transformeresses 088) Knowledge is a dish best served at a buffet 087) C is for Cookie and it's good enough for me 086) I understand in miracles, you sexy thing 085) Nothing good lasts forever 084) Three most romantic phrases (in ascending order) 083) When my ears were stabbed by the blare of a noisy cell 082) Conformists do it because everyone else is 081) She's dating a guitarist who hates math 080) Final word on the "Nice Guys" theory 079) Ninth one this year 078) Making the beast with two backs 077) Half-empty glass seeks partial fullness 076) USB Fluid sold separately 075) CompSci Shortest Path algorithms are even worse 074) Sold out: "Save the Earth" Special Edition Hummer 073) Simile! I made a metaphor! 072) Happy Belated Mother(board)'s Day! 071) My other dream is an incubus 070) I'm so blogging about this! 069) Theory of Positive Integral Search Results 068) What you see is what you can't get 067) Another one of my superpowers 066) KB 8008135 065) Picturesque nonchalance 064) Everyday things get stuck in my gums 063) 1-Step method to Understanding Women 062) Valentine's Day Surprise 061) Blame that little girl in the Pacific 060) Current mood: Apathetic 059) chown -R you ~/ 058) Syntax error: missing { 057) Makeover in your favor 056) Guilty by default 055) On cleanliness 054) Happiness-To-Go 053) And I can cook too 052) Save $$$ 051) Mr & Mrs Inc 050) Green, Envious Green 049) It's in the air 048) Nasty in the pasty 047) Fahrenheit 451 * 0 046) Anti-reverse-psychology 045) Calm Down's Law 044) _self.hug(); 043) 1-Step Guide on How to be a Sucker 042) Good from far 041) 9.15am - 9.17am shift 040) Root Cause 039) My not-so funny friend and me 038) Mr. Neo, party of One 037) Dr. G. Oogle, M.D. 036) Really Bad Pickup Line #4 035) Funny since 1982! 034) United Nations of Tact 033) Covert MS Sales Tactics 032) Superstitious Sweetheart 031) American Journal of Physics: Banned Edition 030) I can't be the only one 029) The Law of Unintended Consequences 028) Really Bad Pickup Line #3 027) Flights of Fantasy #3 026) Flights of Fantasy #2 025) Flights of Fantasy #1 024) Tribute to a Piggy 023) Planktowned 022) Posthalloweenism 021) How about extra credit? 020) Auditory Osmosis 019) For Sale: Baby shoes, never worn 018) Really Bad Pickup Line #2 017) Really Bad Pickup Line #1 016) First Life 015) The Format 014) Intelligent Selection 013) Lateral Thinking 012) I blame Darwin 011) Textrix 010) A Seminal Treatise On the Demise of Meaningful Articulation 009) Colt Love 008) With great power, comes. 007) As seen on TV 006) 404: Dimension Not Found 005) Reality Check 004) Love, Damn Love, and Statistics 003) 151 is a girl's best friend 002) I feel fat 001) So it begins... 000) Introductoring...
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The comic text & layout is copyrighted to Chirag Mehta, 2006.
The comic characters and design are copyrighted to Tony Yang , 2006.
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Every dating advice I hear ends with "just be yourself." What if my real self is a lazy slob who just sits around all day dreaming of hot chicks?
We already know that. That's why I keep yelling at you to stop hitting on my girlfriends. Accept it. You're not cool. Or funny. Or interesting.
Never! With my amazing super-awesome daydreaming powers, I shall forever be El Magnifico, the Impressor of the Saucy Ladies.