Tue, 17th Aug '04, 3:00 pm::

If you are a girl and you find the following pickup lines attractive, let me know... I just might marry you ;)

  • You are the hit ratio to my cache performance
  • You are the buffer overflow to my Win32 subsystem
  • You are the catch clause to my try exception
  • You are the boot loader to my active partition
  • You are the root account to my admin server
  • You are the heap allocator to my MergeSort algorithm
  • You are the priviledged user to my shared folder
  • You are the allow restriction to my group policy
  • You are the cumulative patch to my Internet Explorer
  • You are the DOS ipconfig to my network connection

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